Real Questions asked at National Parks.

REAL QUESTIONS ASKED AT NATIONAL PARKS

- Everglades National Park:
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

- Mesa Verde National Park:
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
What did they worship in the kivas--their own made-up religion?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

- Carlsbad Caverns National Park:
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this--just a hole in the ground?

- Yosemite National Park:
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
What happened to the other half of Half Dome?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

- Denali National Park:
What time do you feed the bears?
What's so wonderful about Wonder Lake?
Can you show me where yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

- Yellowstone National Park:
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?

I have a plan(sorta of)

Since my job at Mammoth Mountain is done on Saturday for the season.I am going to be an employed bum. I have plan of some sorts figured out. Hang out for the rest of the month in Mammoth get some riding time in and tie up some lose ends before I take off for my next destination. Which is...before I get to that, when I take off I'm going to other side of sierras and catch several baseball games in cites that start with S or at least have a S. In thier name. In California and then when I'm done I'm going to head up to Klamath Falls, Ore to hang out with my sister and brother-in law for a bit, until I take off for my next destination West Yellowstone, MT. Yeap, I'm going to be living and working around the park for the summer. It's going to be cool. Never mind the fact that I haven't found a place to live yet and a job, which i have no worries about in that town. Besides I'm not some stoner wanderer, so that will be no problem. Now if only other things were that easy.

How to get to Paris

If you haven't seen this yet, enjoy.


--Go to Google.com


--Click on Maps.


--Click on get Directions.


--From New York,New York


--To Paris,France.


--And read line # 23.

I've got the book.

Now that I have the book. It's time to start planning the first baseball game of the season. With the Directory I can plan in earnest my first baseball game of the season. Which I have several possibilities of. Right now I think the first few games are going to be in Northern Califorina. I think there will be several games with cities that start with S. Citie's like Stockton, Sacramento, San Jose??, and few others cities that don't start with S. It's going to be fun to hang out the ballpark for a few days on my way out of Mammoth to my next destination. Where ever that maybe.

Beverage

Is it just me, or is wrong to to want to have a frakkin beer just to make it through church? Maybe it's a sign that it's time to be someplace else.